Dicks and Ettiquette

Hello again, Tumblr!

You may remember me from my two previous accounts which were both “banned” by “admin” for “inappropriate contact with underage girls,” but I’m back now. Had to get a new ISP and a few proxies, but here I am. 

Most of the time, I won’t be posting content, or at least not that often. You see, I’m one of those few Tumblr users out here who just wants to be friendly. I’ll see a young girl with a clothing blog and I’ll tell her how nice she looks in those skinny jeans, or I’ll see a make-up blog and tell the young woman how seductive her lips look when she contracts her lips. 

Really, I’m only here to help young girls feel good in any way I can. Whether that’s telling them they have bad boyfriends, look nice in clothing, or inviting them for a nice day out at the mall with me. I’m a good guy, one of the few remaining on the internet thanks to Tumblr’s policies, ones that not only take away internet freedoms, but amendment ones as well.

Can’t wait to start posting on all your little blogs, girls♥